Queen of wishful thinking. Poster child for tragically early mental decrepitude. Habitual procrastinator. Leading purveyor and consumer of lame and/or perverted humor. Highly antisocial. Prone to bouts of clumsiness and broody silence. Incorrigible shutterbug.
Currently working in a marketing firm while enrolled in an MBA program and trying to be a productive member of society. Bah.
Update: Dropped out of MBA program, got married and moved to another hemisphere to write technical documentation for a living thereafter.